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Obviously this is all some sort of idiotic joke and I cannot express how thoroughly amused I am. Truly. It's all fun and games until I dock someone's pay.





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You can come out now.

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soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:36 am (UTC)
「voice」
Boo?
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:44 am (UTC)
「voice」
[growls and fumbles around with device, switching it to voice mode]

--oesn't sound li--



...


Who is this?
soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:53 am (UTC)
「voice」
Man, everybody just keeps poppin' up.

I'll give ya three guesses.
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
「voice」
I'll give you three seconds to give me a suitable explanation.
soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)
「voice」
Three whole seconds, I'll try not to waste 'em.

Name's Zack. If it rings a bell, lemmee know.
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:10 am (UTC)
「voice」
...
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:10 am (UTC)
「voice」

If we're talking about dead fugitives, then it certainly rings a few bells.



But since we're not I suppose we're back at square one.
soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
「voice」
Biiiiiiiingo!

Just a few things, one bein' that I ain't dead hah hah to you, and two since this very obviously isn't home then m'also not a fugitive anymore.

Oh, an' all those troops you guys sent for my goin' away party? Awesome. Swear I almost died I was havin' so much fun.
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:21 am (UTC)
「voice」
Hn.

Then I have a few questions for you, supposed SOLDIER, Zack Fair.

1) How are you no longer among the deceased?
2) If this is not 'home' then where, pray tell, are we?


As for your party, I'm sure it was a delight -- I recall Tseng telling me it was a real scream. Unfortunately I was preoccupied with other matters.
soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:25 am (UTC)
「voice」
Seein' as how I don't work for you no more, m'only answerin' 'cause I feel like bein' nice, not 'cause it's an order from Big Ol' Prez man.

1) Rescued by Seph and m'girlfriend.
2) Not a clue.

Boo-flippin'-hoo, sorry I didn't save ya any cake. Paperwork must be a real bitch.
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:35 am (UTC)
「voice」
How lamentable. I'm unsure how the company will fare without your leadership and inspirational spirit.


Your generosity is duly noted, and truly a--

Seph?

Sephiroth?
soldierpup
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:42 am (UTC)
「voice」
Shit.

'Kay, look, I know it sounds bad what with the whole he-went-Mommy-crazy thing - an' Hell I know that better than you - but it's different, it's not-

[and in his panic he forgets that he's still mending]

OW-son of a- . . . look, h-he's not the Seph that did all that. So like, keep your bullets to yourself 'til I talk to 'im.
morecandyplease
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:48 am (UTC)
This is a game?

It is the SCARIEST game I have played!
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:59 am (UTC)
I thought I was the one asking questions here.


You sound rather young for an accomplice.
morecandyplease
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC)
Voice.
WAAAI! Honey is not an accomplice!

Scary things were chasing me around, so I thought that was the game you talked about!
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:12 am (UTC)
Re: Voice.
Oh, but you are loud.

...What sorts of scary 'things?'
morecandyplease
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
Voice.
I'm sorry! Please don't be angry!

I don't know. It was reeeally cold outside, though!
shotgunning
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:23 am (UTC)
Voice.
*sighs* Children.


Unknown monsters... and the cold. Well this is shaping up to be something truly grand...
morecandyplease
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:46 am (UTC)
Voice.
Heeey! I'm 18 years old!
constant_magus
Sep. 5th, 2008 07:42 am (UTC)
Good luck threatening the pay of people who don't work for you.
argentventus
Sep. 5th, 2008 09:49 am (UTC)
Rufus Shinra...
one_eyed_beast
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
Does it bother you that someone appears to be having fun at the expense of your misery?
papilioblumei
Sep. 5th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
You're going to have to start paying for the privilege to threaten me first~
guilloutine
Sep. 6th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
Do you know the people behind this? If this is a practical joke as you say, I would like to know the perpetrators´ names.
cloudedbystrife
Sep. 6th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
...Rufus?
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